Tonight on The Humor Institute:
We’ve got a fantastic show for you this evening, folks. Following tonight’s crushing defeat of the New Orleans Saints*, Moxie and Kender will discuss Sarah Palin’s keynote address at yesterday’s Retard Summit (I’m just quoting Rush, people) in Trashville, Tennessee.
Also, Kender will entertain with an a cappella version of Lil Wayne’s “Pop that Pussy”, Moxie will lampoon (or is that harpoon?) the unpleasantly plump Al Gore, and Stage Right will monitor the show for swear words, to which he will respond each time with the never-gets-old “In your FACE, RTR!!”.
In addition, Moxie will intersperse the hilarity with random Kendoids™, every caller will recieve a free erotic shiatsu massage (by me), and Kender will debut his ridiculously racist click-click Gods Must Be Crazy accent while joking about our first gay President.
So kick back, dust off that ’93 Beaujolais nouveau you’ve been saving, strap on your Accommodator, and close the curtains for fuck’s sake. The Humor Institute is live from 7-9.
*UPDATE — Fuckin’ whatever. I don’t care. I’m glad Katrina happened. Yeah you heard.
Randy Sexer was born in a vernal pool on the summit of Bishop's Peak, CA, to a fugitive female serial killer who was known to rape Hell's Angels. Long story. 
Now I’m afraid…the post might be far better than the actual show!