Following an intense period of soul-searching, Moxie has decided that despite the opinion of a trusted “friend”, she indeed has talent, and more importantly, the ability to make people other than herself laugh. Thus, she and Kender will be opening a case of comedic smash-ass on you bitches once again, starting tonight. And unlike some other Hollywood BlogTalkRadio shows I could name, this one is actually broadcast from Hollywood.
Tonight’s episode is nothing short of a non-stop hour-long aural fantasmagasmic pie-fuck (everything doesn’t have to always make sense, okay?). Moxie will tell the heart-rending yet hilarious tale of how she almost got boned in her Toyota last night, leading her to finally accept Jesus Christ as her personal Savior. Or something; I’m going off memory here. Also, Kender will channel his forefathers with a haunting rendition of ‘The Battle of Harlaw’, with Moxie on bass drum. If that weren’t enough, callers will be rewarded with either Super Bowl tickets or Google Wave invites, depending on available resources.
So say goodnight to the kids, put on your favorite Snuggie, crack open your favorite 40, and get cozy under your favorite pillow fort. The Humor Institute is back in session. Don’t be tardy, or we WILL spank your ass*.
*spankings will be administered to everyone, regardless of tardiness, by me.
Randy Sexer was born in a vernal pool on the summit of Bishop's Peak, CA, to a fugitive female serial killer who was known to rape Hell's Angels. Long story. 
You are damn Randy! I signed in to write a post and whoop there it is. Thanks, I think?!
But you didn’t give the times. It’s two hours, starting 7 PM Pacific, 10 PM Eastern on Blog Talk Radio. We can cuss over there. And take your calls 646.652.2695
http://blogtalkradio.com/moxie
As a suggestion, and not to get too uppity: the sound check portion is off-putting. Please consider editing that sort of thing out prior to posting.
Thanks,
Chris
What the fuck are you talking about smitty? Sound Check? Nothing has been uploaded either.