Tonight’s story on The Liberal Zone is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of introduction. This, as you may recognize, is a map of the United States, and there’s a little town there called Washington.
On a given morning not too long ago, the rest of the United States disappeared and Washington was left all alone. The inhabitants were never sure whether the US was destroyed and only Washington left untouched or whether the US had somehow been taken away. They were, on the other hand, sure of one thing: the cause.
A messiah had arrived in the village. Just by using his mind, he took away the automobiles and he took away the electricity and the machines – because he thought they caused global warming and their profitability displeased him – and he moved an entire nation back into the dark ages – just by using his mind.
Now, I’d like to introduce you to some of the people in Washington, DC. This is Mr. Emanuel and Mrs. Pelosi. It’s their House of Representatives that the monster rules. This is Mr. Soros. He bought the Whitehouse for the monster. And this is Hillary, who probably had more control over the messiah in the beginning than almost anyone. But one day she forgot. She began to opine aloud. Now, the monster doesn’t like opining, so his mind snapped at her, turned her into the smiling, vacant thing you’re looking at now. She opines no more.
And you’ll note that the people in Washington, DC, have to smile. They have to think happy thoughts and say happy things because once displeased, the monster can wish them into unemployment or change them into a grotesque, walking ward heeler for Acorn.
This particular monster can read minds, you see. He knows every thought, he can feel every emotion.
Oh yes, I did forget something, didn’t I? I forgot to introduce you to the monster. This is the monster. His name is Barack Hussein Obama. He’s forty-seven years old, with a cute bathing-suit body and brown, guileless eyes. But when those eyes look at you, you’d better start thinking happy leftist thoughts, because the mind behind them is absolutely in charge. This is The Liberal Zone.
Inspired by image at: Wikipedia
Minion of Moxie. I get hostile when confronted with politics that increase either dhimmitude and Democrats. 
Yes Obama is a monster, monsteriously popular with the people, enjoy your apocalypse sweeties!!!
Monstrously popular with sheeple. Not so with people capable of independant thought.
Mr. PhatShady, This site launched mere hours ago and I’d like to thank you for making our lives complete. No blog is a real blog until you have a troll.
Wow, Aaron. Pretty good. The picture connection is eerie.