Tonight on the Humor Institute:
We’ll have plenty of healthy energy for you, packed into a low cal, naturally flavored conservative radio project which contains no animal products. Wait, that’s completely wrong and I’m sorry. The Humor Institute is a patented blend of desensitization, liberty and contains zero political correctness (may contain humor, and is manufactured in a facility that also processes humor).
Apologies, it’s difficult to type when you have an IV drip of vodka, a big fat steak in your hands and 20 cigarettes stuffed in your mouth, simply because, you CAN. Your neighbor (and your neighbor’s stupid kids, and their toothless grandkids, and their great, great mutant offspring) will pay for our poor health and bad habits. Hooray! But we’re not talking about health care tonight, solely because it would disturb the notably absent Stage Right who is off on yet another exotic vacation. TAKE THAT RTR!
Here’s what you CAN expect; we’ll broadcast from a polar bear skin rug in the heart of Hollywood, where Moxie will call Alinsky a fag and share the new bible, “Moxie’s Rules for Radicals,” Kender places hell in a handbasket and Executive Producer Randy Sexer offers government-funded back waxing to all in the chatroom.
Lock up the crazy women, light up, drink up and enjoy The Humor Institute tonight from 7-9 PM Pacific, because the Chinese own your ass and are paying for EVERYTHING now…with their mad Obama money credits.
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