Tonight on The Humor Institute:
How does one describe a conservative humor show run from an Android phone, in an unregistered six fo with lots of Eazy E pumping in the background? I can’t.
Besides the lack of adequate words, I am having a hair identity crisis. Help, I’m turning into a woman! So it’s been a busy afternoon as I work on styling my hair into some sort of bouffant/mullet a la Sarah Palin on Hannity last night. For good measure, I’m trying to work in some Kate Gosselin spikiness too. Only those subscribed to The Humor Institute premium service will be able to see the live streaming video.
Kender promises an in-depth update regarding our joint Delta Smelt Cannery business, seems the givernment isn’t too pleased with us including the smelt on our census forms. Moxie is running the entire show on a treadmill and Executive Producer Randy Sexer is giving away free passes for black Americans who want to visit that notorious Wal-mart in New Jersey.
Also, you have been warned. Missing tonight’s show could deny you of eventually achieving the great American dream of having a big closet, as we are running a fundraiser for loyal Canadian listener “Prue” who doesn’t have one! You can too.
So please, stop enjoying the global warming, strap on your favorite midget and listen to The Humor Institute from 7-9 PM Pacific.
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