Tonight the Humor Institute is a show you simply cannot miss.
We will be discussing Dick Cheney’s pacemaker being nuclear powered and hooked into a top secret satellite feed which enables him to monitor predator drone strikes from around the globe. Also on the menu is is a rousing discussion about the Humor Institute now being funded by the CIA in addition to receiving checks from Halliburton.
We will discuss the catholic church’s position on replacing communion wafers with sugar wafers laced with the jesus crack and why the new choice of weapons in the global war on terror are schnauzers and running shoes.
Moxie will premiere her new waterboarding technique designed especially for bearded men and Kender will be singing Ave Maria in Esperanto while balancing a stack of plates on the head of a rabid midget while our executive producer Randy Sexer will be handing out whipped cream bikinis to the ladies in the chatroom.
All that and more on The Humor Institute tonight from 7-9 PM Pacific.
NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: The free give-away for all those in the chat tonight is not a whipped cream bikini from Executive Producer, Randy Sexer, but a personalized nude picture message on your phone from Kender.
