Tonight on The Humor Institute:
You don’t want to miss this show — due to the insistence of our Executive Producer, Randy Sexer — we are broadcasting live from his favorite hotel, strip club and brothel, The Little Inn and Out. They should be commended for employing only disabled, transsexual midgets. We’re told with a c-note (and a note from your Doctor) you can get the “laplander” which I’d describe in intricate detail, but this is a family friendly website, folks.
In addition, Moxie will explain the Vatican’s obviously correct stance that not being able to have sex has nothing to do with priests having sex. Kender will do jello shots off Dick Cheney’s pacemaker (the shock and aww yeah), while Moxie explains how this will become a part of Pelosi-care, which is scheduled to to Rahmmed down our throats next week. Talk about unnecessary medical procedures (especially ones involving male ballet dancers).
So wash out your catheter, get your handcuffs ready and tune in to find out Randy Sexer’s surprise free gift to everyone in the chatroom.
The Humor Institute is in session from 7-9 PM Pacific and we’ll fuck up your stereotypes of teabagging conservatives.
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