Instructions for your appointment at The Humor Institute tonight are very important and must be followed carefully:
1) First of all, you MUST sit in the chatroom with your back against the wall, facing the rest of the room and any doors.
2) As a condition of your participation in the show, you must laugh heartily if our Executive Producer, Randy Sexer bans himself from the chatroom (again).
Tonight’s show is going to be 14 trillion times better than explosive diarrhea, folks. First off, I’ll run the show from the shower with a very naked, hairy (and under-endowed) Rahm Emmanuel, then Exec. Producer Randy Sexer will see if it’s possible to shave one’s nether regions while driving and Kender will compete against Big Poppa E in THI’s 1st annual invitational def poetry slam. Vegas odds are in favor of Kender.
By divine intervention, we’ll have someone from the movie “Godfellows” on the program, talking about “Drinking with Sirachs” — no wait, sorry, that’s not right. Someone from “Goodfellas” who wants you to drink with single stranglers strangers while enjoying stand-up comedy.
As always we have a big give-away, and everyone in the chat will receive a pair of leather crotchless boyshorts personally signed by Representative Massa.
So please, put your kids to bed, they’ve been driving you crazy all day anyway. Pull on your full-body condom and hang out with the real Hollywood conservatives who don’t embrace the liberal bullshit of political correctness.
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